Awaken By Pain

After a long while, I have come back to my blog to tell a humorous story.

I went to the Jars of Clay concert in LA and enjoyed it greatly. I also recommend their newest CD, Redemption Songs, it is there worship album, in which they perform spirituals and hymns that have had their melody changed.

All that to say, I fell asleep on the way back to the college. I fell into one of those sleeps that many of you have seen me go into, where I almost hibernate and don't wake up very easily. In fact, apparently, it is almost impossible. But my friends here at college have never seen me do that before, so when we arrived at school and it was my turn to get out of the truck, they trid to wake me up. But I was not responding. They soon thought that I was faking it and that I was really awake.

Someone decided that it would be a genius idea to wake me up by pushing me out the door. They thought that saying that, I would wake up, in fear of getting flung out the door. Well, being asleep, I continued...well...sleeping. So, continuing with their threats, they proceed to push my limp body off the seat and on to the rough asphalt below.

The first thing I remember is waking up with a sharp pain in my knee and looking up at those in the truck. I asked how I got there, and after a pause, they said, "well, we pushed you out the door." I left the scene of the crime and proceeded to bandage my knee